Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.

Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.

Nark Heeds by Florence Hopkins March 2, 2004

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Nark

(nark can also be spelled narc or narq)
1: To be a nark is to be someone that will report any misbehaving to a higher authority like the police, parents and teachers.
2: To nark, or to nark someone out is the action of reporting the misbehavior; also called narking.
3: To be narked is, obviously, the past tense of narking.

1: The other day I was taking some snoops and that nark ratted out on me!
2: I am so going to nark him for smoking that weed.
3: That bitch narked me out the other day for smoking the weed!

Nark by m00p April 8, 2004

narky

adjective-- British term -- easily annoyed; overly sensitive; quick to fly off the handle nark

Stop being so narky and just enjoy the show!

narky by Armitage112 July 9, 2005

Super-Nark-Bitch

Noun: to be a dirty snitch bastard whos only job is to be a rat bastard nark. The dirtiest of the durd, snake in the grass fuck. (syn: king cobra, bitches get stitches, old dirty nark, kocher)

"George, you must be some kind of super-nark-bitch or some shit"

Super-Nark-Bitch by puke stala February 17, 2010

sex nark

A girl that hooks up with you after you hooked up with her friend and tells the friend is a sex nark. Said another way, it's a backstabbing slut.

Guy A: That girl from last weekend totally told Rebecca I hooked up with her.
Guy B: What a sex nark.

sex nark by Notasexnark January 23, 2020

nark

A long time ago Nark (also spelt narc or narq) referred to narcotics officers working undercover. When the undercover officer reported his findings to whoever he was working for, he was "narking" on his druggy friends.

Nowadays, a nark is basically a tattle-tale.

Mike narked me out to his mom last night. What a nark.

nark by eliteham.com July 1, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026