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Non
Educated
Delinquent

Most commonly used in the north of scotland (Edinburgh/Fife) it can be used as an offensive word (1),description of a gathering of young people (2), Or a general representation of all Sweatsuit-wearing, load talking, slang using Alchoholics in scotland (3)
Example of N.E.D

(1) "Aye right you wee fucking ned, I will fuckin shag your maww!!

(2) "Look at all those neds hanging around tesco"

(3) "lol all those scottish folk are neds!"
N.E.D by FifeyBoy April 1, 2009
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Non-Existent Deity

An acronym for atheists to use instead of God.
"Oh my N.E.D!"
"Dear N.E.D, please help me pass this test."
N.E.D by splatter June 17, 2012

N.E.D.S. 

Conversely known as "Neurological Environmental Displacement Syndrome", N.E.D.S. is characterized by a non-lethal state of mental activity in which the subject(s) in question receives frequent, sometimes disturbing, flashbacks, memories, nostalgic relapses, or other strong feelings associated with being a place or being in that place. The variety of atmopsheres felt by the person can vastly differ in scale; from room-room, continent-continent, or even universe-universe. What most likely causes N.E.D.S. are the associative bonds formed with a particular biome, location, building, etc., being triggered by a surrounding factor (mostly a result of the sense of sight). Many causes of the knowledge of these places can vary from having been there, learning much about it at a young age, having played a video game/read a book/watched a movie, etc. Many report the feelings they get to be nostalgic more than depressing. The feelings are not hallucinations nor do they overtake a person. They come about most often naturally when a person is in deep thought. The overall feeling they receive from either experience or knowledge of that place overwhelms them, and a strong desire to visit that place fills them. N.E.D.S. is felt by every sentient being, no matter on what scale. The feeling someone has for a certain place may change greatly over time, depending upon the distance away, time apart, and connection to it. N.E.D.S. is only curable through death or a loss of mental activity.
I was sitting in my living room thinking to myself when all of a sudden feelings of the desert welled up inside of me. I have never been to the desert, but I have seen many movies and played many games containing it. I now may take a charter flighrt so South Sudan to fulfill this gaping hole in my very consciousness. It may be N.E.D.S.
N.E.D.S. by UrbanMasterBait April 3, 2017

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

P.W.N.E.D. 

P.W.N.E.D. is often written after the statement of a definition or description. Each letter stands for:
P.W.N.E.D.
With
Necessary
Erat
Demonstrandum

(this P.W.N.E.D. once again stands for P.W.N.E.D. With Necessary Erat Demonstrandum, and so on Ad infinitum)

P.W.N.E.D.
See modus pwnens for example. Also the definition above is an example for the use of P.W.N.E.D.
P.W.N.E.D. by taiyo June 28, 2007

C.R.O.W.N.E.D 

The Final Boss Theme From Kirbys Return To Dreamland
C.R.O.W.N.E.D Is A Bop.
C.R.O.W.N.E.D by Mixels May 15, 2022

N.E.R.D. 

no-one ever really dies.
sort of 'the neptunes', but it's also their motto; even though they release music under their NERD name.
ok, they have 2 names alright?
deal.
"The Neptunes are who we are and N.E.R.D is what we do. It's our life. N.E.R.D is just a basic belief, man. People's energies are made of their souls. When you die, that energy may disperse but it isn't destroyed. Energy cannot be destroyed. It can manifest in a different way but even then it's like their souls are going somewhere. If it's going to heaven or hell or even if it's going into a fog or somewhere in the atmosphere to lurk unbeknownst to itself, it's going somewhere." – Pharrell Williams
N.E.R.D. by kada July 29, 2004
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