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N.E.D.S. 

Conversely known as "Neurological Environmental Displacement Syndrome", N.E.D.S. is characterized by a non-lethal state of mental activity in which the subject(s) in question receives frequent, sometimes disturbing, flashbacks, memories, nostalgic relapses, or other strong feelings associated with being a place or being in that place. The variety of atmopsheres felt by the person can vastly differ in scale; from room-room, continent-continent, or even universe-universe. What most likely causes N.E.D.S. are the associative bonds formed with a particular biome, location, building, etc., being triggered by a surrounding factor (mostly a result of the sense of sight). Many causes of the knowledge of these places can vary from having been there, learning much about it at a young age, having played a video game/read a book/watched a movie, etc. Many report the feelings they get to be nostalgic more than depressing. The feelings are not hallucinations nor do they overtake a person. They come about most often naturally when a person is in deep thought. The overall feeling they receive from either experience or knowledge of that place overwhelms them, and a strong desire to visit that place fills them. N.E.D.S. is felt by every sentient being, no matter on what scale. The feeling someone has for a certain place may change greatly over time, depending upon the distance away, time apart, and connection to it. N.E.D.S. is only curable through death or a loss of mental activity.
I was sitting in my living room thinking to myself when all of a sudden feelings of the desert welled up inside of me. I have never been to the desert, but I have seen many movies and played many games containing it. I now may take a charter flighrt so South Sudan to fulfill this gaping hole in my very consciousness. It may be N.E.D.S.
N.E.D.S. by UrbanMasterBait April 3, 2017
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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f.r.i.e.n.d.s. 

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten

And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far

Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought

You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”
f.r.i.e.n.d.s. by oofclout November 10, 2018

F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song 

so no one told you life was going to be this way your jobs a joke your love life's DOA away it's like you're always stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week your month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) all be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there for me to... your still in bed at 10 and work begins at 8 you've burned your breakfast so far things are going grate your mama told you there would be days like these but what she didn't tell you when the world brought you down to your knees that i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i'll be there for you because your there to... no one could ever know me know one could see me your the only one you now what's like to be me someone to face the day with even at my worst i'm best with you..... yep it's like you're always like your stuck in second gear but when it hasn't been your day week month or even your year i'll be there for you (when the rain starts to fall) i'll be there for you (like i've been there before) i've been there for you because your there for me to all be there for you all be there for you because your there for me
that is the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. 

Friends is an American television sitcom, created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which originally aired on NBC from September 22, 1994, to May 6, 2004, lasting ten seasons. Every episode started with The One. The show is famous because one of the characters named joey says "How you doin". Another one asks like he is gay
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: We are better than Seinfeld

Me: Good for you

f.r.i.e.n.d.s

The best show ever. The one that makes you happy when your sad.
f.r.i.e.n.d.s “man I wish I could watch some f.r.i.e.n.d.s right now”
f.r.i.e.n.d.s by Made by Taylor March 4, 2018

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

An American sit com with a total of 10 seasons.
The best sit com ever!
Girl: Whats F.R.I.E.N.D.S?
*GUNSHOTS*
F.R.I.E.N.D.S by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019
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