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myzzo

a friend who one occasionally engages in sexual intercourse with
me my myzzo get down to it when were alone
by pseudonuman December 22, 2023
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Casper Rose Mazzola

Ex guitar player and one of the original members of the neopunk band The Distillers, that formed in the late 90s, pressed 3 albums throughout the 2000s, and had signed on to the HellCat record label.

They went on an international tour with other various punk revivalist bands on that label for the annual Vans Warped tour, with the likes of: Rancid, F Minus, Tiger Army, and The Dropkick Murphys.

Rose sang backup for The Distillers at live events, and played backup rhythm guitar. She has been thought to have been sort of like the "Sid Vicious" of Hellcat Records, in the sense that she was notoriously promiscuous, young, and strung out on drugs, which added to the whole heroin chíc allure, that their lead singer/songwriter/frontwoman Brody Armstrong was apparently trying to emulate. Like Sid She had very little to do with the actual creation and recording

Her hometown neighborhood sat directly parallel to it's affluent suburban neighboring city Grosse Pointe, which shared the same bourgeois architectural aesthetics: Large Victorian homes, and brick bungalows, that somehow sat annexed, and adjunct to the spoils of the ghetto.

The song entitled "Hate Me" a track off their second album Sing Sing Death House was written primarily by Rose, but the chorus was not.
"Casper Rose Mazzola is so incredibly sexy!"
by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021
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mezzo finocchio

Italian slang for half a fag, a man that is acting unmanly. Usually used while breaking balls.
Vito, why you gotta act like a mezzo finocchio over that useless skank?
by Agapito Lucca January 11, 2008
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mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".
I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.
by joel April 22, 2004
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mezzosexual

Sexually attraction to mezzo-sopranos in trouser roles.
Watching Annio and Sesto seduce Vitellia and Servilia in Mozart's La Clemenza de Tito has made me into a mezzosexual.
by canoes November 13, 2013
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mezzo-soprano

The medium female singing voice in opera and non-classical music (although in the choir, the mezzo-soprano and the contralto are lumped together as altos). The mezzo-soprano has a range of two octaves from A3 (below middle C) to A5 (just two notes short of high C). This is the most common female voice.

Situated between the soprano and contralto, the mezzo-soprano typically plays supporting roles (mothers, maidservants, friends of the heroine) as well as villainous women like the femme fatale (the saying among mezzo-sopranos and contraltos is that they play "witches, britches, and bitches").

Many pop singers are mezzo-sopranos, although the vocal subcategories used in opera are not applied to them. Examples include Madonna, Beyonce, Patti Lupone, Ethel Merman, Tori Amos, Mary J. Blige, Aretha Franklin, Jennifer Hudson, Whitney Houston (since the mid-1990s), Enya, Janet Jackson, Barbra Streisand, Alanis Morissette, and Sarah McLachlan.
Based on vocal weight/voice type, mezzo-sopranos re divided into three subtypes:

Coloratura mezzo-soprano: Light, flexible, pure, very agile and sings very ornate passages (very rare voice). Examples include Cecilia Bartoli, Marilyn Horne, and Jennifer Larmore, and Vivica Genaux.

Lyric mezzo-soprano: Light, mellow, strong and often plays trouser roles (a woman who plays boys and adolescent males) as well as perfectly feminine characters. Examples include Frederica von Stade, Anne Sophie von Otter, Tatiana Troyanos, and Katherine Jenkins.

Dramatic mezzo-soprano: Powerful, rich, warm and with a stronger (and seductive) lower range than a soprano, she is reserved for the roles of villains (temptresses, femmes fatales, witches) as well as mothers and friends of the soprano. Examples include Grace Bumbry, Dolora Zajick, Denyce Graves, Olga Borodina, and Viorica Cortez.

Mezzo-sopranos can't sing high notes as easily as sopranos (they sound appropriately wild and crazed when they do), but they get their revenge by playing some of the spiciest roles ever.
by Lorelili July 7, 2011
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mezzo-tubs

a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing
Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.
by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007
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