Mizzog 

Misery guts: abbreviation of 'miserable fizzog' (fizzog meaning 'face': see 'Fizzog'). Often further abbreviated to 'mis' or 'miz'.

Mona was her usual pissed off mizzog self!

Mizzog by Toody Oakhill January 2, 2009

Mizzog 

a misery guts

I thought I was the only person on the planet that used this word.. thought it was made up by myself .. obviously not though .

He was a right Happy Harry . >> miserable old git.

Don't be such a mizzog, join in the fun

Mizzog by Wendinthewillows March 26, 2011

mizzouse

N; a mouse, computer pointing device. Heard in the Weird Al song "It's all about the Pentiums".

I was just clicking the mizzouse, and BAM! windoze locked up again.

mizzouse by joel April 22, 2004

shot of dat mizzouf

used to express a need for oral sex, head, mouth, good dome, brain, etc.

often used to achieve pleasure from females on da kool.

mainly used by males, especially jonathan' s and big mikee's

let me get a shot of dat mizzouf.

Get with the program it's only head.

gimme some of dat mouth.

shot of dat mizzouf by im da best July 27, 2009

Mizzou 

An officially recognized nickname for Missouri's flagship state university, the University of Missouri (MU), located in Columbia, Missouri. The University of Missouri was formerly designated as the University of Missouri-Columbia, under the University of Missouri System,which includes UMSL and UMKC, but "Columbia" was dropped after a decision made in late 2007.

"Mizzou" is ubiquitously used to refer to the university's athletic teams and the name can also be used to refer generally to the entire city of Columbia.

The origin of the nickname is unknown, but the first recorded usage of the word occurred in an alumni publication in 1906. As the university was formerly known as Missouri State University, it is possible that "Mizzou" came from a pronunciation of "MSU."

"I am really glad that I decided to go to Mizzou for my undergrad."

"Mizzou obviously pours a lot of their budget into athletics."

"The parties I've been to at Mizzou have all been really crazy."

Mizzou by 2NIC October 17, 2009

cazzo a mezzogiorno 

Italian slang for a hard cock (this word refers to the positions of the minute/hour clock hand at noon)

what's your cock time? That girl made my cazzo a mezzogiorno (dick at noon - hard cock)

cazzo a mezzogiorno by imbariac September 15, 2012

Mizzou 

Better than Kansas University

A.I heard the Mizzou tigers won yesterday 17 to 12

B.OMFG!!!w00t!

Mizzou by unominus September 18, 2004