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Clizzak My Mizzouse 

To click the button on your computer mouse.

Geek Term: Female masturbation.
Man: You look tired.
Woman: I was up all night. I like to Clizzak My Mizzouse.
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A mizouse is a mouse
"Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse" --Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About the Pentiums
mizouse by David Barnes March 28, 2004

Mizzoued 

The act of being persuaded from a pre-existing contractual arrangement to play a team at a similar level with the promise of a larger crowd and bigger payday even though such act almost certainly guarantees an embarrassing loss.
Furman got Mizzoued into thinking that getting paid to lose to Missouri was better for their football program than playing at Delaware.
Mizzoued by danefan March 4, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026