fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 27, 2003

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 23, 2004

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

h'runk

When u drunk n high at the same time niga.

"Say niga you straight up h'runk dawg and thats fooosheezy!"

by Joel September 05, 2004

Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 09, 2005

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 20, 2002