snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT
man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected
by joel October 16, 2004
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Poontang

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang
by Joel September 23, 2003
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sucks to be you

Definition:
generally directed at someone who is broke all the time, worried all the time, not able to have fun, or elsewise and the speaker has a sorta empathy

Background:
prevalence showed up in the mid-eighties during the cocaine and heroin crazy.
Man, you lookin like crap. You doin too much blow. Sucks to be you.
by Joel June 17, 2004
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miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.
Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.
by Joel April 15, 2005
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FPS

F(at) P(iece) (of) S(hit)

To be fat and do nothing.
by Joel March 31, 2005
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chinese lady

the act of tucking one's cock & balls back between the legs, thereby yeilding the illusion of a woman's vagina.
a more advanced execution of the chinese lady will produce a well-defined cameltoe (see 'cameltoe').
his exquisite chinese lady made him the most sought-after bitch on cellblock D.
by joel July 22, 2003
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o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up
oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning
by joel April 12, 2000
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