joel's definitions

jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

by Joel October 2, 2003

snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

by joel October 16, 2004

Metrostoner

To appreciate the stoner/pothead lifestyle yet not partake.

Even though Bob doesn’t smoke, he always has the munchies.

by Joel June 1, 2004

knark

failure in life

ahh the poor knark

by joel October 2, 2003

heater

A fart that emits heat as it exits your a-hole

I use a heater to warm my ass during the winter months

by Joel September 29, 2003

md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

by Joel July 10, 2004

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003