joel's definitions

best friend

At gun point, my best friend is whomever they tell me it is.

Frank is currently my best friend.

by Joel February 11, 2007

blogday

The birthday of your blog. Not necessarily the day your present blog was launched, but the day you began documenting your life on the Internet.

Old uncool person: "Happy birthday, sonny!"

Cool blogger person: "Psh, it's my blogday, not my birthday, geezer."

by Joel October 5, 2006

Jolly green giant

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on

Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!

by Joel April 10, 2006

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel June 18, 2005

Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

by Joel April 22, 2005

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005