78 definitions by joel
A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.
Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!
Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!
Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!
Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
by joel April 14, 2005
A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 10, 2005
by joel January 9, 2004
by joel March 9, 2005
Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
by joel April 13, 2005
<15 Year Old Guy>: What are you doing now?
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.
<40 Year Old Guy>: TOMTB
<15 Year Old Guy>: I'm so hot, I want you now.
by joel March 29, 2004