joel's definitions

powder

imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand

Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong

"You talkin' shit?? Hey John, gimme my powder"

by Joel April 14, 2005

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

texas belt buckle

A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.

As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.

by joel March 9, 2005

fag hag

a female who is abnormally friendly and loyal to a homosexual, usually copying everything the homosexual does, and in extreme cases, my even wordswitch teamsword

dude 1:dude, mallory only switched teams cause she's matt's fag hag
dude 2: yeah, but she's still really fucking hot!
dude 1: no shit!

by Joel February 26, 2003

hoser

Someone who did something stupid that demands satisfaction!

You hoser Billy...you screwed us over bad.

by Joel July 9, 2004

GSF

It's not "Girls Suck Forever," it's Girls Shmirls Foundation. Get it right or pay the price.

I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind. Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time.

by Joel November 17, 2004

Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005