mezzosexual 

Sexually attraction to mezzo-sopranos in trouser roles.

Watching Annio and Sesto seduce Vitellia and Servilia in Mozart's La Clemenza de Tito has made me into a mezzosexual.

mezzosexual by canoes November 13, 2013

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Memeosexual 

One who sexually identifies with dank memes.

People were fascinated to hear about Jerry's Memeosexual relationship with the gnome child.

Memeosexual by CashMoneys420 June 21, 2016

Metrosexual 

attraction to trains

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train

Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018

Metrosexual 

A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.

Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.

Metrosexual by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017

geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.

emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual

geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

metrosexually transmitted disease 

Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.

I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.

metrosexually transmitted disease by HobieKopek June 5, 2009