mynty

An ancient Scandinavian word to abbreviate 'cock hole', commonly screamed in the heat of battle and favored by the old gods

You see a dragon down the hall:
Laanaa - "FUCK YOU, MYNTY!"

by laanaa May 2, 2018

mc monty

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Monty Python

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.

by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016

minty-badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 2, 2013

getting minty

to brush your teeth or freshen your breath

Dan is always getting minty before we hang out.

by mangogirl1 January 1, 2012

Minty Bounce

A devastating move involving drinking mint tea while simultaneously jumping up and down.

If he is up for a fight, I may do the minty bounce on him.

by KJBKAFSJB KSFA May 31, 2021

Minty jerk

When you use spit as lubrication for your jerk while you are chewing mint gum, which gives you that cool, minty feeling on your dick.

Guy 1: I just had the best minty jerk last night.
Guy 2: I’m not a fan of minty jerks, they make my dick feel too cold.

by Bigtiddygothgf69 October 6, 2018