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Lick My Nine

slang for sucking a guys dick
You can lick my nine.
Lick My Nine by Bvoss March 19, 2004

lick my nine

Biggs: You ho lick my nine
Ho: Sounds like FUN
lick my nine by Studly MAN May 12, 2003

suck my nine

1. To get shot with a 9mm.
2. To suck a 9 in. penis.
SUCK MY NINE, BITCH! * bang bang *
suck my nine by whonow June 24, 2007

suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.
Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!
suck my nine by tainted2788 May 17, 2006

choking my nine yards

The boy was choking my nine yards.
choking my nine yards by RST73 November 19, 2007

suck on my nine 

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.
"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"
suck on my nine by beavuhh October 16, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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