My Job
My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.
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like it was my job
Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.
like it was my job by asdf.what November 22, 2003
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like it's my job by shut up die March 24, 2004
That is not my job
That is not my job by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019
like it was my job
When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used
like it was my job by Mark November 21, 2003
Not My Job
A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.
"Not my job," he said.
"Not my job," he said.
Not My Job by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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