muttonous
muttonous by benny illsman March 29, 2005
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Lady Muttons
Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
Lady Muttons by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
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Lady Muttons
Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.
Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.
Lady Muttons by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
muttonfuck
muttonfuck by gcate June 5, 2019
Muttons
A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.
Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?
Muttons by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018
Muttonbuster
A muttonbuster is a combination of rodeo whiskey (preferably Pendleton) mixed with your childhood favorite root beer (preferably Mug) on ice. Invented by a cowpoke from Oakdale, CA named Mike Brazil. So next time you're throwing back some fine rodeo whiskey and want to mix in some childhood root beer memories then saddle up partner, it's muttonbustin time!
Muttonbuster by JLMB May 23, 2026
Muttonfest
Muttonfest by ApricotFields October 14, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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