Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

muttoneer

A rebel against the groupthink, someone who rebels against the conformist values of society and thinks for themselves. The antithesis of sheeple.

-He certainly was a little *different*.
-But it's cool, he's a real muttoneer.

by Markoff Chaney May 3, 2005

mutton

In British slang it means a bit deaf.

Fella1: Why don't you listen to what I'm saying?
Fella2: Eh?
Fella1: I think you're getting a bit mutton

by manoz April 21, 2009

mutton

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.

While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.

by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011

Muttoning

For a Man to show or flaunt his bright white upper thighs.

You see that guy muttoning over there? It looks like a fluorscent light up to his belt.

by M54kings June 23, 2009

mutton

Female genitalia

She was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.

by graveyardjunkie January 29, 2010

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004