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shittiest musician ever
A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
skillless asshat musik
skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013
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mutiscian • Musician • Mugician • MusicianForums • matician • musicianist • Meliscianna • Mujician • musicianado • musicianary
closet musician
Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.
closet musician by taphi1234 July 24, 2011
Musician Standard Time (MST)
The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.
The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)
Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)
Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?
Musician Standard Time (MST) by Musician WAG November 23, 2009
Musician Delusion
When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.
"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."
"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"
"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"
Musician Delusion by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012
Musician’s Syndrome
The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.
Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
Musician’s Syndrome by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011
COVID musicians
Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
COVID musicians by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026