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matician

A person or persons that go by the English name of BOB, highly skilled in space and time travel thru reading mathematics and Latin, however it is best to truly understand if it is read using a mirror.

. A person with knowledge of forgotten language used by Extra terrestrial or other life sources from altered time zones. Not usually found in this atmosphere. To find a true Matician one must first be an experienced chemist in chemical welfare, yet also be on welfare, or have lived in a dumpster in Seattle for no less than 30 days, (their time). Thirty days in Matician time is the equivalent two pi squared. If you come across a true Matician don’t lost them but don’t hang to close either, watch and observe from a distance but let your presents be known. They are freaked and strong yet appear to be meek and shy. Full of knowledge if one can interpret their language.
I can’t to a bridge one day where what I thought was a troll, it turned out to be a Matician and I’ve never been the same since!
by Melarchie May 20, 2021
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matician

noun
1. An expert among experts in a particular area of study or discipline who applies their knowledge to further developed their area of expertise or applies acquired knowledge to problems on a regular basis.

suffix
1. Indicates an expert among experts in the area of study or discipline indicated by root word who applies their knowledge to further developed their area of expertise or applies acquired knowledge to problems on a regular basis. May be written emamtican, matican, or atician depending on root word
noun
He was a matician, the best at what he did.
A matician at her work, outperforming her peers on a regular basis
Among experts in fields not his own he seemed a matician.

suffix
She was was a wonder with chemicals, chematician among chemists
He was a buildematician able to build what few others would attempt
A mathematician was needed, someone more experienced in math than the experts at hand.
by Sam C. S. April 20, 2024
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The Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by zeroe October 5, 2006
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financial magician

Other word for a scammer.
You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician
by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020
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Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.
I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)
by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014
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Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
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dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.
I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.
by Call me Richard January 9, 2017
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