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molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

spoon the mustard 

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.
You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!