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North Muskegon

a very small town on the west side of Michigan surrounded by water where there are extremely large houses with a mass amount of old people with luxury cars and a high school named #1 educationally in the state despite its reputation for its students smoking massive amounts of pot and heavy drinking.
Whats there to do in North Muskegon? Nothing.
North Muskegon by Edgar Ganja March 15, 2011

Muskegon Downhiller 

When you take a handful of pop rocks, spit in your hand, and jack off
I was bored so I gave myself a Muskegon Downhiller
Muskegon Downhiller by Dirtylew February 20, 2015
A small city on the West coast of Michigan. A.K.A "Skee town". Claimed to be the beer tent capital of the world.
I'll be drinking tonight, in Muskegon, the beer tent captital of the world!
Muskegon by Brett Collins August 7, 2008
A medium size town on the west coast of Michigan. An extremley poor town with a massive number of problems. However, Muskegon has a lot of potential to be a paradise, other than the mind numbingly cold winters.

The police of Muskegon County are widley known to be corrupt power trippers.
Did you hear about Muskegon?

No...

Exactly.
Muskegon by ACinskee January 16, 2011

mushmellon 

Another word for Cantelopes used mostly by rednecks and hillbillies.
How many of them there mushmellons ya grow this year, Bob.
mushmellon by Brian Fraley November 9, 2008

musk melon 

knight's sweaty fox tits
musk melon by hidad June 19, 2016