murtied
the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.
murtied by david the painter November 13, 2007
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Multied
The Literal Definition Of Trash. A Twitch Streamer That Is So Bad He Pays With A Friend Who Fingerbanged His Sister
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Martiedrum
A word uttered on the online games; Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: World at War when someone does not know how to pronounce Martyrdom properly. Usually a young player is calmly corrected and everything is okay but when someone in their late teens or above says the word wrong, it's just sad.
Player 1: Dude that fucking shit of a fuck over there got his ass kicked by my MP5 with Stopping Power, Red-Tiger Camo and no attachments and I was one kill away from a Helicopter but I ran over his body to teabag it and his Martiedrum killed me. What the fuck is that bullshit all about?
Player 2: How old are you?
Player 1: 17
Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.
Player 1: STFU SCRUB!
Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!
Player 2: How old are you?
Player 1: 17
Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.
Player 1: STFU SCRUB!
Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!
Martiedrum by justawatev September 22, 2009
Martied
Martied by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021
mustied out
mustied out by doughzah May 19, 2017
Multiedtts
Multiedtts by yelenashotsauce May 20, 2022
Martied
Verb: The act of getting drunk and cheating on your spouse in random settings without the use of protection. The thrill of knowing your being unfaithfull and turned on by it. The act of wanting to continue the relationship after because of the thrill.
Adjective: Used to describe the cheated after they find out their better half had to much to drink and had unprotected sex and the unfaithful person liked it and wants to do it again. The cheated, loving them so much, is usualky supportive and turned on by the situation.
Adjective: Used to describe the cheated after they find out their better half had to much to drink and had unprotected sex and the unfaithful person liked it and wants to do it again. The cheated, loving them so much, is usualky supportive and turned on by the situation.
Verb: My husbands at home watching the kids tonight, i think i am going to get martied after work tonight.
Adj: Everytime my wife texts or talks to him I think of what she has done and I remember how martied I am.
Adj: Everytime my wife texts or talks to him I think of what she has done and I remember how martied I am.
Martied by married to a hotwife October 29, 2012
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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