The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

MertiePoo by MertieCock May 14, 2021

Related Words

mertied • Martied • Martiedrum • mercied • mertida • MertiePoo • murtied • Highly Merited • mertle'd

Martiedrum

A word uttered on the online games; Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: World at War when someone does not know how to pronounce Martyrdom properly. Usually a young player is calmly corrected and everything is okay but when someone in their late teens or above says the word wrong, it's just sad.

Player 1: Dude that fucking shit of a fuck over there got his ass kicked by my MP5 with Stopping Power, Red-Tiger Camo and no attachments and I was one kill away from a Helicopter but I ran over his body to teabag it and his Martiedrum killed me. What the fuck is that bullshit all about?

Player 2: How old are you?

Player 1: 17

Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.

Player 1: STFU SCRUB!

Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!

Martiedrum by justawatev September 22, 2009

Martied

Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.

He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!

Martied by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021

mercied

when your team is losing so bad that a mercy rule comes into play

Yeah man after the other team was up 20 points we got mercied and the game ended

mercied by DeepSleep February 22, 2011

murtied

to get screwed or ripped off.

the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.

murtied by david the painter November 13, 2007

Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many

You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.

Highly Merited by FullOfFacts September 2, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026