mertied

In gaming, this term is used when owning somebody to the extent that the word "owned" just doesn't quite cover it.

*After a headshot*
Dude 1: Holy shit, he just got mertied!

by The Count of Montecrisco September 26, 2007

MertiePoo

The coolest dumbass you can find. He will say the most stupid stuff and thinks he's the coolest person even though he is actually the last person people want to hang out with. He is secretly great in bed with your mom but calls himself a virgin. He has ligma and gave it to everyone at the school. He spent his life doing nothing but playing games.

Stupid little girl: OMG! Is that a MertiePoo, ewwwww.
Mega Chad: He probably slept with your mom :)

by MertieCock May 14, 2021

Martiedrum

A word uttered on the online games; Call of duty 4: Modern Warfare and Call of Duty: World at War when someone does not know how to pronounce Martyrdom properly. Usually a young player is calmly corrected and everything is okay but when someone in their late teens or above says the word wrong, it's just sad.

Player 1: Dude that fucking shit of a fuck over there got his ass kicked by my MP5 with Stopping Power, Red-Tiger Camo and no attachments and I was one kill away from a Helicopter but I ran over his body to teabag it and his Martiedrum killed me. What the fuck is that bullshit all about?

Player 2: How old are you?

Player 1: 17

Player 2: I'm 16 and it's pronounced Martyrdom you dumbfuck. Learn how to fucking read. And more importantly, you must really suck if you need stopping power on an MP5. And use an attachment for gods sake. You look like you are afraid to lose so you need to overpower your gun. Grow up already damn.

Player 1: STFU SCRUB!

Player 2: Just say shut the fuck up! Damn have you been to English class lately? Learn how to talk!

by justawatev September 22, 2009

Martied

Verb - To be such a d-bag to be ousted from a group.

He (she) pissed me off so bad I Martied him (her)!

by Urban Dictionary Legend Jr. December 1, 2021

mercied

when your team is losing so bad that a mercy rule comes into play

Yeah man after the other team was up 20 points we got mercied and the game ended

by DeepSleep February 22, 2011

murtied

to get screwed or ripped off.

the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.

by david the painter November 13, 2007

Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many

You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.

by FullOfFacts September 2, 2008