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Ousted is when you have dumped your girlfriend extremely fast. She doesn’t even know until she checks her my space.
You are having sex in the bath room, and your girlfriend is bent over the sink. You have been beating it up rigorously for some time now when all of a sudden a loud abrupt burping noise comes from her rear end. Is it a fart? Is it a queef? Who cares she’s OUSTED!
by JoshuaStudd September 16, 2007
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Ousted

When person has dumped a girl so fast, they don’t know until they check their my space.
"I was so upset at the somewhat burping noise that came from beneath my girlfriend in the restroom while engaging in intercourse. I surely knew at this point she was ousted!"
by The one they call Joshua September 25, 2007
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Ousted

When a person (or team) loses in a sporting event (or drinking game, as in beer pong)
Dan just made all ten cups in a row and ousted Jim from the beer pong tournament
by Bins2130 August 3, 2015
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to be told you have beaten someone in a verbal/phsical disagreement, usually in a light-hearted manner. can be described a banter. also if someone sprays you with oust.
Richard: "Shutup, youre such a dickhead"
Mark: "Yeah well at least i didnt fuck barbara smith"
Observer: "Ahhh Richard got OUSTED!"
by Ruth Lea April 14, 2009
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to own someone in any shape, or form; to pown
Chittles got ousted by the sniper rifle.
by Game Doc August 28, 2004
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When you use a double bladed Light Saber to dis-assimble your right arm.
Oh go oust yourself Jake.
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
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Onsted

A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.
Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?
by Avalare October 10, 2011
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