murteration

A word used in a famous quote.

"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"

murteration by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

murderlation

a word made-up by Glenn Danzig in the Misfits song "Hatebreeders"
believed to mean to go into a rampage of murdering people.

"The next time you can't take it next thought Murderlation!"

murderlation by chase1420 May 28, 2007

musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating

Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

musterbation by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

murmuration 

1. A magnificent convocation of starlings. 2. The lingering feeling that one or more people now gone are still present; like a reverberant echo; related to deja vu.

Dude, that was intense—still feeling the murmuration—I can't believe the show is over and the stage is empty!

murmuration by Emma1765 June 3, 2017

mortebation 

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

mortebation by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

mitteration by docsterx September 13, 2012

murdercation

the act of murdering, but as not to kill the intended target, but as to extract revenge in the form of an ass kicking.

You better give me back my money ho, or there's gonna be some murdercation up in here.

murdercation by Big Ace March 31, 2005