honeymoon period

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.
Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.
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A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.
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homosadopedoequonecrophiliac

1) An individual who is aroused by engaging in painful sexual activities with dead foals of the same sex.

2) A neologism invented by a dirty-minded individual who speaks Latin.
If you are a homosadopedoequonecrophiliac, you like to horse around.
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homosadopedoequonecrophiliac

1) An individual who is aroused by engaging in painful sexual activities with dead foals of the same sex.

2) A neologism invented by a dirty minded individual who speaks Latin.
Homosadopedoequonecrophiliacs like to horse around.
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musterbation

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
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escalator music

Elevator music with a better or more pronounced beat.
Joe had nothing but escalator music on his iPod, but said that Janice was worse because she had Eiffel 65.
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musical tourette's

An artificial form of tourette syndrome in which the singing or speaking of a line from a song by one individual produces the spontaneous and not entirely voluntary singing or speaking of further lines of said song by another individual. This phenomenon is most often seen among people in good moods.
When you or your friends have musical tourette's, life is like a Broadway musical.
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