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mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
mitteration by docsterx September 13, 2012
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misterbation 

Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.

Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
I barely had time to misterbate before the bathroom door was rudely opened.

murteration

A word used in a famous quote.
"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"
murteration by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

matterbation 

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.
I was struggling with matterbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.
matterbation by Steven Wylie August 5, 2006

Matterbation 

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work
Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation
Matterbation by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

mittuation 

A screw-up regarding a baseball glove.
MLB players take their games --- and da rules pertaining to same --- very seriously, so if any alleged hanky-panky comes to light regarding da catching-gloves worn by any of da players, that is likely gonna spark a full-blown mittuation!
mittuation by QuacksO April 1, 2021

mittygation 

Reducing da sting of negativity by behaving in a fantasy-based manner and invalidly claiming grandiose accomplishments.
Mr. Bean surely practiced a lot of mittygation during his infamous escapades.
mittygation by QuacksO April 5, 2022
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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