Top definition
Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation
"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."
by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010
Get the mug
Get a mortebation mug for your Aunt Beatrix.