mortebation 

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

mortebation by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Montevation 

The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.

That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"

Montevation by shinyness May 28, 2010

Mortation 

Mortation (noun):

Franglais noun originating from the verb mourir.

Used to mean "having died" or "being in a state of death." Alternatively, it could be used more figuratively to mean "extremely tired" or "completely exhausted."

Bro. It's four A.M. and we're still doing Calc 2 ... seems like we're in mortation.

DAMN! I'm gonna rip asbestos out of the wall and eat it

Mortation by Stimpy42 March 7, 2023

motibation 

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

motibation by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

Mortation 

Mortation-when smoking weed in a circle of friends you pass the joint in a rotation.when this rotation gets broken up more than once(usually cause your so fucking high)it's then called a mortation.more+rotation=Mortation

(stoner 1)"oh man i'm so fucking high i'm fucking up the rotation"
(stoner 2)"oh man now it's a mortation"
(stoner 1&2)laughing
(stoner 1&2)more laughing
(stoner 1)"totally"

Mortation by casarsa5 March 30, 2005

murteration

A word used in a famous quote.

"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"

murteration by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

Motibation 

When you are motivated to masturbate.

Daniel gives me motibation.

Motibation by omgidontwanttomakeapseudonym June 12, 2018