mortebation

Death by Masturbating too much;

comes from latin root for death combined with masturbation

"What's the COD Doc?"

"After extensive study, I figured out it is mortebation."

"How do you figure that?"

"You don't wanna know."

by Bluefire Zeta March 29, 2010

Montevation

The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.

That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"

by shinyness May 28, 2010

Mortation

Mortation (noun):

Franglais noun originating from the verb mourir.

Used to mean "having died" or "being in a state of death." Alternatively, it could be used more figuratively to mean "extremely tired" or "completely exhausted."

Bro. It's four A.M. and we're still doing Calc 2 ... seems like we're in mortation.

DAMN! I'm gonna rip asbestos out of the wall and eat it

by Stimpy42 March 7, 2023

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

Mortation

Mortation-when smoking weed in a circle of friends you pass the joint in a rotation.when this rotation gets broken up more than once(usually cause your so fucking high)it's then called a mortation.more+rotation=Mortation

(stoner 1)"oh man i'm so fucking high i'm fucking up the rotation"
(stoner 2)"oh man now it's a mortation"
(stoner 1&2)laughing
(stoner 1&2)more laughing
(stoner 1)"totally"

by casarsa5 March 30, 2005

murteration

A word used in a famous quote.

"Patience may be a virtue, but murteration is a sin"

by Allan Cook September 19, 2012

Motibation

When you are motivated to masturbate.

Daniel gives me motibation.

by omgidontwanttomakeapseudonym June 12, 2018