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murksman 

Is a fat cunt that likes men in and on him at all times his favourite thing is finding dick holes so he can get his ass fucking and his cum mouth wash

Murksman dich is about 1.5 inches at hard and .5 inches soft

The only girls hes been in was his mom and she tired to get rid of him
Murksman is a cool guy but a small dicked faggot
murksman by Jimbow 654321 August 4, 2017

Heart Marksman

Used in xxxtentacion’s song “Skin” there is no exact meaning but a marksman is someone who is very skilled at hitting a target, and as most people will know X got his heartbroken bad. To give a solid answer to what a heart marksman is it is Someone who is skilled at getting there heartbroken🤷🏾 ♂️
Heart Marksman by Heart Marksman November 27, 2018

Elite Marksman 

A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.
Jacob is the undisputed champion of Elite Marksman. His urinary skills are uncanny
Elite Marksman by Jerktart October 24, 2011

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy 

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

Heart Marksman

Used in xxxtentacion’s song skin a heart marksman describes someone who is skilled at hitting heartbreak...at least that all I can think of
Heart Marksman by Heart Marksman November 27, 2018

Brown Marksman 

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off
Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!
Brown Marksman by kendoomus March 27, 2012

Im Marksman

The G.O.A.T. of Call of Duty Search and Destroy, and Twitch streamer & YouTuber.

3:00 KD +
Kid: Marksman is pretty bad
Im Marksman: *Jokely* Ya, I am bad

also Marksman: I am the best
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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