9 definitions by Jerktart
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
by Jerktart February 29, 2012
A coffee poop.
While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
by Jerktart July 31, 2011
A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.
Not to be confused with a noop.
Not to be confused with a noop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
An afternoon poop; Commonly taken at the end of a lunch break as a result of food and continuous coffee consumption; Sometimes referred to as an '"afternoop."
Not to be confused with a moop.
Not to be confused with a moop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011

