Definitions by Jerktart

coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.

coner by Jerktart May 25, 2012

Elite Marksman 

A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.

Jacob is the undisputed champion of Elite Marksman. His urinary skills are uncanny

Elite Marksman by Jerktart October 24, 2011

coop 

A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.

4 cups of coffee puts me in the bathroom all morning with a terrible case of the coop.

coop by Jerktart October 18, 2011

Civ 

The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.

Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"

Ted: "Is there zerglings?"

Bob: "No, but -"

Ted: "Shut up, civ."

Civ by Jerktart October 18, 2011

doop 

Abbreviation for "death by noop."

Commonly occurs when someone locks themselves in the bathroom and dies from exposure to their own hazardous noop.

Mr. Edward Jacobs, 76, died yesterday in his apartment. Police have confirmed that he died of natural causes, a common doop incident.

No suspects are wanted for questioning.

doop by Jerktart October 18, 2011

mexican standoff 

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

mexican standoff by Jerktart July 31, 2011

afternoop 

see: noop

After a large meal at lunch, an afternoop is a great way to relax

afternoop by Jerktart July 29, 2011