9 definitions by Jerktart
by Jerktart July 31, 2011
A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.
Not to be confused with a noop.
Not to be confused with a noop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
A casual toilet game: when you and a friend each stand at a urinal and see who can get in the urinal from the furthest distance away.
by Jerktart October 25, 2011
An afternoon poop; Commonly taken at the end of a lunch break as a result of food and continuous coffee consumption; Sometimes referred to as an '"afternoop."
Not to be confused with a moop.
Not to be confused with a moop.
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
by Jerktart July 28, 2011
The name for a person who plays Civilization games. Generally acts like a pompous asshat and know-it-all. Tries to weasel into social groups by talking about civilization.
Bob: "You know what game I love? Civilization. You can build technology and launch the first lunar lander and -"
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
Ted: "Is there zerglings?"
Bob: "No, but -"
Ted: "Shut up, civ."
by Jerktart October 18, 2011
by Jerktart February 29, 2012