mupple

n, colloq.: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance, and distinguished by a significant difference in any or all of: (i) age (male greater than female); (ii) weight (m > f); (iii) girth (m > f); (iv) height (m > f); and/or (v) physical attractiveness (f >> m).

"It seemed a fair trade for the happy mupple - the septuagenarian Englishman with his first-world passport but with his shuffling gait and warm if dribbling smile, and the teenage Filipina, grinning inanely as ever, with her whole life ahead of her but with two ex-husbands, an ever-expanding extended family and attendant work-shy village hangers-on to support. It wasn't so much they were made for eachother, rather they weren't really made for anybody else."

by Our Man in Asia July 18, 2006

Mupple

A couple that has been together so long that they now resemble Muppets. They are exaggerated, simplified forms of themselves, and their motions are so automatic that they are like puppets or marionettes. thupple

For Valentine's Day, me and Andy got together with a few other mupples for a mate-swap and potluck.

by Miss Vickums February 16, 2020

Mupple

yes mm cowboy police officer

MM=Yes
Whenever you want to say yes you say mupple instead. This word was inspired by a Police officer in training who really wants to be a cowboy. He is special. So go forth and use mupple wisely.

by Keely December 13, 2004

Mupple

The name for the nipples found on Muppets

Wow! Have you seen Cookie Monster's blue mupples?

by GhostWriter93 January 29, 2024

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Gutter Muppet

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017