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cuntpunch 

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
cuntpunch by QP November 25, 2006

Muffpunch 

It is a punch to the crotch area, mostly of a chick but also applies to a dude getting punched in the same area for acting like a woman.
Sam, my roommate, was complaining about how loud we were last night, so he received a muffpunch.
Muffpunch by Rpatter6 January 5, 2011

Cuntpunching 

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.
Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.
Cuntpunching by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008

cuntpuncher 

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.
Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!
cuntpuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cuntpunch 

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"

Black Mudpunch 

When you take a shit in a sock and swing it around like a slingshot and whack your friend or foe in the face.
Scotty: "Duude Farris got Black Mudpunched last night at the campout".
Black Mudpunch by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017