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cuntpunch

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.
I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.
by QP November 25, 2006
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Cuntpunch

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"
by LeeDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010
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cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe
last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch
by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
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cuntauche

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.
I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!
by burnsy076 August 10, 2015
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cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.
by leoladu March 25, 2020
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cuntmuncher

1. An insult for an annoying person
2. One who frequently eats female genitalia.
1. Brian Walsh is such a cuntmuncher.
2. Wow, you eat a lot of pussy, you are one badass cuntmuncher
by Paul Farnan August 31, 2003
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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
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