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munsoned 

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".
I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
munsoned by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007
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munsoned 

to have the whole world in the palm of ur hand and then piss it all away
man he really munsoned that one
munsoned by Alex Leighton June 2, 2003

Munsoned 

Figure of speech. Incapable. Damned. Helpless 'up Creek without a paddle'
Being on 'a Gravy train with Biscuit Wheels', and falling off

Having your monthly record shattered by some punk

Not having the balls to tell your old folks you didn't have what it takes to make the big tour
Munsoned by aka the Trevors May 11, 2004

munsoned 

to be up a creek without a paddle, out in the middle of nowhere, to be fucked, bad situation
im so munsoned dude im in debt
munsoned by billuke January 13, 2008

munsoned 

To be a born loser!When your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert!A real "munson"!
To find out you milked a bull!!
To stab yourself with your hook!
When you deal in bulk flourecent condoms!To be munsoned by the cops!
munsoned by chunkbucket October 23, 2008

munsoned 

To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.
A co worker noticing another in a slump after a wekend may proclaim "somebody sure has a case of the monday Munsons".
Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Munsoned".
munsoned by Rolo Tony January 1, 2007
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