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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
Related Words
mumzie • MUMZIEE • muzzie • momzie • Mumfie • munzies • Mamzies • Mudzie • Mumcierge • Mummie
To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.
MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017
A word nerdy kids often use instead of "mom"
Kid: Mumzi can I please eat something non vegan, non gluten free, and non organic for once?
Mom: No son, you know how you will end up tooting all over the place.

Kid: Okay Mumzi, I still love you I can not wait to turn 16.
mumzi by Kennedybrah January 29, 2014
he dont eat pork. he's a muzzie.
muzzie by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
Muzzie - (MUH-zee)

A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.
She dates Buddhists, but wants to marry a Muzzie.
Muzzie by AniYochanan April 11, 2008
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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