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The most amazingest kisser ever. You will fall in love just by looking in his eyes. His personality, smile, looks, EVERYTHING is just the best. Makes you feel like a princess and respects you dearly. He is perfect and you never want him to leave you. No matter what he does you will forgive him and love him forever.
Thats my Mudzie ,he is handsome
i love mudzie..
Mudzie by BABZ4REAL May 25, 2018
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mudpie delight 

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.
Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.
mudpie delight by Zack Belk December 9, 2008
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he dont eat pork. he's a muzzie.
muzzie by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
what you say when squeezing between two people.
If a couple is making you sick to your stomach because of PDA jump inbetween them and call midzies.
Midzies by jessysayz May 3, 2010
Muzzie - (MUH-zee)

A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.
She dates Buddhists, but wants to marry a Muzzie.
Muzzie by AniYochanan April 11, 2008
a lot of africans use this word for mum..dont get it twisted yh there are so many africans well almost all of them still call their mumzies mummy..theres nothin wrong with it and its not childish!!!!!!!!!!
i luv my mumzie..
mumzie mi ti jade
mumzie by Naija Gal 4 lyf zooop!! August 20, 2006

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.
Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..
Frozen Mudpie by tinye11177 January 7, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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