12 definitions by Action Squirrel

an imaginary elf that lives in your toilet. when you are constipated, he pulls the poop out of you by chanting mystical spells.
man i thought i would never go. thank you shit elf!
by Action Squirrel April 5, 2003
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a particularly rough turd. one that causes pain to the anal region, causing pain and often some bleeding.
I shouldnt have eaten that popcorn last night. I laid a serious ass rasp this morning. Now my ass is wordtoe up/word.
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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here, in this vicinity, at this present location
Girls look like a bunch of sea monkeys up in here.
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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