(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.
The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.
A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"
B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."
a group of filmmakers who make performance-based films that focus on the everyday problems, often about relationships, of middle-class twentysomethings.
"I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching the mumblecore film, Mutual Appreciation."
A genre of independent films in which the characters are involved in a personal crisis. Known for their realistic point of veiw, these movies are the eyes of the just-out-of-college generation.
Billy: Hey Sally, have you seen Mutual Appreciation yet?
Sally: Uhm...I've never even heard of that...
Billy: It's totally mumblecore, you'll love it.
n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.
'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.