Mumbulance 

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

Mumbulance by Rainer Schubert January 27, 2009

Mumbulance 

(noun) (US: Mombulance) The name given to the vehicle (and driver) that comes to rescue you from a drunken emergency, anytime after 3am. The mumbulance is usually only called as a last resort. The mumbulance is always driven by the victim's mother.

The mumbulance is a service provided by the Mum brigade.

A: "How the fuck did you get home last night? You were wasted! Did you get a cab?"

B: "No, I lost my wallet and threw up. I had to call the mumbulance. She wasnt happy."

A: "Standard."

Mumbulance by Rainer Schubert April 4, 2009

Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.

A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!

Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

mumblence 

grammatical unit containing many mumbled words; resembling a sentence but difficult to understand due to excessive mumbling of words throughout.

"Wait, What? I was following your story but you lost me with those last few mumblences."

mumblence by Emmers Rich March 5, 2011

mambulance 

So many prison inmates are getting high taking mind-bending legal high Black Mamba that ambulances deployed to treat them are now known as “mambulances”.

looks like another con has been hammering the black mamba,here comes another mambulance...

mambulance by whitman169 January 16, 2015

manbulance 

Ambulance that is called to assist a man whose self confidence has exceeded his actual athletic abilities.

The high-school kids offered to call a manbulance for the 70 year old man who insisted that he could beat them playing full court basketball.

manbulance by Adrian Marc December 14, 2014

cumbulance 

When one is totally fed up and can no longer continue to believe the conversation.

or the excretion produced when one ejaculates in an ambulance.

Replaces "Bullshit"
You are so full of cumbulance.

cumbulance by Guyzy February 6, 2014