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mumbleweed

n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.
'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'
by Bête de Jour April 24, 2008
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mumbleweed

n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.
'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'
by Bête de Jour April 23, 2008
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Rumbleweed

A "Rumbleweed" is what martial artists, particularly Brazilian Jiu-jitsu practitioners will recognize as a random hairball that goes rolling-by, like a tumbleweed, during training. The "Rumbleweed," is the accumulation of everyone's hair, from grappling "rumbling." And, somehow, it always ends-up in a ball, rolling around the mats.
"I don't think Professor swept the mats. That's the third "Rumbleweed," I've seen today!" "Hey, there goes a "Rumbleweed!"
by Valhalla MMA May 3, 2019
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The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell
by Finlonger October 21, 2014
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Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.
Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.
by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018
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Mumblesped

It is a term used for people who mumble a lot and are in the special education class (can be used as a nickname)
Justin, you are a Mumblesped
hey, Mumblesped get over here!
by thekinkadetroller April 6, 2014
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tennessee tumbleweed

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.
that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.
by judge888 May 26, 2009
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