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A collapsable shaft that hides in the dark crevices of a mans pants. It comes out and strikes at women with low self-esteem and mental issues. Known too grow up to 15 inches in length and although most know for attacks in the bedroom can strike anywhere at anytime.
Mike took her back there and broke out the muleski.
muleski by geopietro November 30, 2011
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moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.
"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."
moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006
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moleskin 

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.
Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.
moleskin by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007

mulesing 

mulesing. The definition I read was biased and misleading. Mulesing as I know it, is an operation done on Merino (and probably other breeds) lambs to help prevent them becoming flyblown when they grow older. The operation of cutting the skin around the anus area apparently reduces the growth of wool around the area. At the same time, the tail is also ringed with an elastic ring, which causes the tail to drop off.
We need to get the sheep (ewes with lambs) in tomorrow as Fred is coming to do the mulesing.
mulesing by Dangin Dan June 11, 2011
Mileskit is an absolute icon and a well known cosplayer on tiktok. They were previously known as Milescorp, but switched to a new account. Their accounts at the moment are “@milesect”, “@mileskit” and “@milesmeetups”. They are literal royalty. MILES IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH STAY STRONG AND KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH <333
“Have you seen mileskit’s new video?”
“No I haven’t, I’ll go like it now!”
Mileskit by crunchy_n00dles January 24, 2022
One of the coolest last name in the world. The one who usaully has it is one of the best friends i guy could have. This person is usaully the most popular and valued person
Yo that girl over there is a Moleski i would love to be friends with here
moleski by ArthurGM February 10, 2008
He is so muleshit, he continued claiming he was right despite the fact that 3 encyclopedias showed different.
muleshit by ImANimrod April 11, 2007
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