muleshit

Being insanely stubborn

He is so muleshit, he continued claiming he was right despite the fact that 3 encyclopedias showed different.

by ImANimrod April 11, 2007

moleshit

when someone acts like a huge asshole and abandons you to go be some girls bitch while lying like a cheap rug to cover it up. only applies if he thinks the girl is going to sleep with him but everyone knows that its never going to happen.

lucas: sorry man i have to drop you off here.

me: man this is almost 3 miles from my house...

lucas: sorry man my mom called. she needs her car back.

me: thats moleshit. youre going to starbucks to get that megan bitch a coffee arent you.

lucas: no man seriously my dog just died and my mom got cancer and my dad is beating her in a drunken rage and i just found out i have chlamydia.

george: shes not gonna suck your dick man.

by ihatemoles January 2, 2009

eat that mule shit

The option of last resort after following a donkey trail in a desert for many days.

I'd been walking for 17 days. I had water but no food. The hoofprints seemed to be leeding nowhere. Then I saw it - I just had to eat that mule shit.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

mullshit

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.

Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".

by Woodzi September 22, 2007

eat that mule shit

A response when you have no other come backs

Ken "Your mom is hot"
Terry "Eat that mule shit!!!"

by Terry Young February 18, 2003

Mulshite

A moment were everyone in a place says the same word at the same exact acquisition time.

We Mulshited

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022