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an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech
god i hate that mufka over there
mufka by jake January 12, 2004
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Mufkin • mufk • mufka • mufken • mufkie • mufkn • flumpy mufkin
The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.
Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!
Mufkin by Kurtangel November 28, 2006
something/someone who has either the characteristics or/and enjoys muffins or/and cookies

someone who is fanatic about the cookie monster but prefers muffins to cookies.
'ahh you're such a mufkie man, you love them cookies'
mufkie by scd-rjc March 7, 2008
short term for "mother fucking"
That was mufkn gay man
mufkn by AMBER O.G August 25, 2007
A shortened version for saying mother fuckin.
Bobby won't stay the hell out of my mufkin fridge.
Mufkin by yomommadntknowme September 28, 2012
When some one has a crazy good nap or aka (power nap) occasionally lasting over a hour long. Mufken naps are the best naps, they are the naps that u wake up and instantly want to do Gradge karate!

Think u just took a Mufken nap?

Did it last over a hour ?

Was the nap on a friday?

Was the nap on a couch?

Did u have thoughts u did meth last night?

If all answered yes then u just took a mufken nap!
Dude i just took a mufken nap!
mufken by krazyzaza December 4, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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