muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006

muffinteer

The group name of DreamWasTaken, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHallo, and SapNap. This group is most commonly seen in the Speedrunner vs. 3 Hunter videos.

Bbh: we’re the muffinteers

George: I do not approve of being called the muffinteers

by RatNotFound August 13, 2020

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

muffinator

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

muffingasm

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.

Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!

by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

Muffination

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

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used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'

by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007