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When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

muff dived by jordan February 23, 2005

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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

marinara muff dive by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

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muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

muff diver by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

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muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003

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muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

muff diver by the guys February 16, 2004

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Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

Muff Diver by Tammi November 26, 2003

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Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

Muff Dive by Dick G September 20, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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