muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016

muff diver

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

by the guys February 16, 2004

Muff Diver

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

by Tammi November 26, 2003

Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it

did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?

by Dick G September 20, 2010