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free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.
I LOVED muffing her last night
muffing by censation December 15, 2010

muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005
When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.
Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.
Muffing by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole
luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers

Muffing Off 

when two close female friends, ie. lesbians, find themselves in the throes of passion and proceed to make sweet girl-girl love
hey man, did i tell what i saw at that party last night?
nuh.
i walked into this bedrrom and saw these chicks muffing off.
Muffing Off by Tripp Dusty January 3, 2010