Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 09, 2020

Muffing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who doesn't shave her pubic hair. Originated from the town of Muff, in Ireland.

"So what'd you get up to over the weekend?"

"Oh, nothin' much. Just a lie in, and a bit of muffing the wife

by Spoovo July 26, 2015

Muffing

To go deep underground exploring caves and potholes. An adrenaline fuelled activity conducted by "Muffers"

Muffer

Those muffers have been Muffing, that's exploring caves. They like to go in deep.

by Muffers-Rule September 03, 2015

Muffing

To go deep underground exploring caves and potholes. An adrenaline fuelled activity conducted by "Muffers"

Muffer

Those muffers have been Muffing, that's exploring caves. They like to go in deep.

by Muffers-Rule September 03, 2015

muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 14, 2010

muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 04, 2007

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 07, 2009