Muffington

A guy who likes muffing or to "go down" on his chick.

You are such a muffington

by Sipz March 7, 2018

Huffington Post

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Huffington Post

The sewer of the liberal political blogosphere.

Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.

by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007

Duffington

There is an urban legend, of a powerful rage, that awakens inside the human soul. There is someone named Duff, and inside him lays rage incarnate. When the rage boils to the surface, he transforms into Duffington. Duffington is a dark entity that revels in the night and looks for unsuspecting victims to slaughter. It is impossible to know when he is coming for you and impossible for anyone to track him, as he glides over the ground and melds into shadows. The last thing victims ever hear is a small cackle before their throat is slit.

Joe: What a nice night!
<sees a dark figure approaching swiftly>
Joe: Hey! Who are-
<SLICE>

by Phil Vargas April 21, 2005

The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

Muffintops

The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.

Let's have a picnic and eat muffintops guys!

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 11, 2009

Baby huffington

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.

I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018