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Muck Chucking
Muck Chucking by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
mucklefuppet
mucklefuppet by ChrisC69er May 31, 2018
Bare Muck
The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.
Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"
Bare Muck by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020
Man Muck
Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
Man Muck by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018
mother mucker
When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.
Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"
"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."
"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."
mother mucker by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.