mud ringer

That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked

Alexey is a mud ringer

by Kim02 December 2, 2016

Mudfinger

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

by qochaka February 2, 2015

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

muddinger

A sloppy mouth full of chew that looks like soil stuffed into ones mouth.

Jimmy packed a fat muddinger and spit on my girlfriends tits.

by muddinger December 1, 2016