mud cannon
when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard
mud cannon by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017
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Maltese Mud Cannon
A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first
Edward: Yo ek you horny?
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Ek: I kinda really need a shit
Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon
Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit
Maltese Mud Cannon by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010
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firing the mud cannon
Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
firing the mud cannon by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.