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Machiko
Machiko is God's greatest gift to your life. She's a beautiful and a cute girl but also incredibly strong and independent . She is nice , kind hearted , loveable and very talented in many ways , AKA the perfect girlfriend recipe. Though sometimes she can be a little moody but still she is so pretty that it can trap your thoughts with her beauty . If you fell in love with her and she loves you back then you are the luckiest person on earth.
That person is so lucky to have Machiko
Machiko by UpilSipit77 September 26, 2018
Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole
A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
Machiko
Female guitarist and vocalist of popular Japanese underground punk rock group Machikara.
Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.
The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.
She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P
Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.
The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.
She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P
Machika
Machika means to mash or to smash in Papiamento which is the spoken language on Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao.
Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
muchi muchi
Onomatopoeic, from the Japanese, "むちむち," pronounced with an energetic and bouncy feeling:
1) Pleasantly plump, particularly in the bouncy baby fat sort of way.
2) Plump or full-bodied, but mobile or flexible.
3) Mainly to women of meat is a senior of praise for the body.
cf phatty girl, bootylicious, voluptuous, zaftig, bbw
1) Pleasantly plump, particularly in the bouncy baby fat sort of way.
2) Plump or full-bodied, but mobile or flexible.
3) Mainly to women of meat is a senior of praise for the body.
cf phatty girl, bootylicious, voluptuous, zaftig, bbw
muchi muchi by むちむち May 1, 2016
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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