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Machika means to mash or to smash in Papiamento which is the spoken language on Aruba, Bonaire, and Curacao.

Machika Is also the hit song by J. Balvin, Jeon, Anitta. From the lyrics, J. Balvin is singing about taking someone from the dancefloor to the motel and leaving marks on them like Zorro and being drunk which is followed by the chorus "Machika" ( to Smash).
I'm gonna Machika that bitch like I Machika my potatoes
Machika by H3H369 January 23, 2018
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Is a word in the laguage of papiamento spoken on the islands of Aruba, Curacao and Bonaire. The meaning to this word is to smash.
Your blouse is really machika, why didn’t you iron it.

Boil the potatos and they put butter in the pan so that it is easier to machika.
Machika by A girl from Aruba January 21, 2018
- Mash, crush, puree
- Wrinkled
Batata machika = Mashed potatoes
Blusa machika = wrinkled blouse
To crush, to mix, wrinkled.
Your car has been machika.
Making batata machika ( mash potatoes)

Your dress is all machika
Machika by Papiamento Aruba January 22, 2018

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

Deus Ex Machina 

Dates from ancient Greek times, where "deus ex machina" ("god from the machine") in a play referred to the act of lowering a god on stage using a cable device (therefore, a god from a machine) to decide in a dilemma and give fate a nudge, so to say.

These days, deus ex machina has the negative connotation of an utterly improbable, illogical or baseless plot twist that drastically alters the situation, as if the "deus ex machina" came down to give fate that little push.
I liked the movie, but the ending was total crap...they could've come up with a better way to beat the villain than the deus ex machina ending of that guy miraculously coming back to life.
Deus Ex Machina by Fluid October 10, 2003

Deus Ex Machina 

1. An unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play or novel.

2. A bullshit way of saving a character in a movie, novel, or play.
1. Man- The bet Peter made in the end of Dodgeball: An Underdog Story is such bullshit Deus Ex Machina!

2. The whole "love" thing from Harry Potter.
Deus Ex Machina by I Like Llamas September 26, 2015
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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