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(mouth-I-tis) A common phenomenon when one can't control the impulsive desire to shoot off one's mouth. Friends nor family is safe from the person suffering from mouthitis for they will spill secrets, twist words and just plain make up stuff for their own twisted fun.

One must always remember not to confide in a mouthitis sufferer. Only do so if the information shared with a mouthitis sufferer is something you want to become widely known as sharing with them basically guarantees it.

Mouthitis sufferers are also in essence "back stabbers" and do not make good friends.
Man, that chick has a serious case of mouthitis.

That was personal and I told you that in confidence. If I'd known you have mouthitis I would never have told you. Thanks, some friend you are.

Obviously you didn't know she has mouthitis, she told everyone dude !!!
Mouthitis by Mizz Ella Ella Bella September 26, 2011

Mouthial 

The release of semen onto the areas around or in a mouth
Bra took a mouthial instead because she didn't want to mess up her makeup.
Mouthial by #18 the best August 10, 2009

asshole of the mouthitis 

a diease were you have cronic asshole smell in the mouth. This smell can be noticed for as far away as 100 feet. People who have this are at loss because there is no fix, toothpaste nor gum work, but if you wash with mouthwash for at lease 5 min. then brush then keep gum in it may work. depending on the sevarity of your case
Aren! your mouth smells like an asshole
sorry dude its my disease
really whats it called
cronic asshole of the mouthitis
damn.. sux

mouthical 

(adj.) Of or originating from the mouth.
Ted: I was singing to a girl last night, but soon found myself out of mouthical saliva.
Barry: LUL

Mouthstache 

A mustache that contains visible particles of food and/or drops of liquid
"Judging by Bertrand's mustache, he ate potatoes this noon at luncheon." - Arthur

"Oh, my fine fellow; that is known as a mouthstache." - Percival.
Mouthstache by WLZRS September 24, 2011
Diarrhea of the mouth when talk to a really attractive person
Jenna had mouthitis when talking to carl
mouthitis by pricelesss___ November 6, 2014