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(mouth-I-tis) A common phenomenon when one can't control the impulsive desire to shoot off one's mouth. Friends nor family is safe from the person suffering from mouthitis for they will spill secrets, twist words and just plain make up stuff for their own twisted fun.

One must always remember not to confide in a mouthitis sufferer. Only do so if the information shared with a mouthitis sufferer is something you want to become widely known as sharing with them basically guarantees it.

Mouthitis sufferers are also in essence "back stabbers" and do not make good friends.
Man, that chick has a serious case of mouthitis.

That was personal and I told you that in confidence. If I'd known you have mouthitis I would never have told you. Thanks, some friend you are.

Obviously you didn't know she has mouthitis, she told everyone dude !!!
Mouthitis by Mizz Ella Ella Bella September 26, 2011

Mouthial 

The release of semen onto the areas around or in a mouth
Bra took a mouthial instead because she didn't want to mess up her makeup.
Mouthial by #18 the best August 10, 2009

asshole of the mouthitis 

a diease were you have cronic asshole smell in the mouth. This smell can be noticed for as far away as 100 feet. People who have this are at loss because there is no fix, toothpaste nor gum work, but if you wash with mouthwash for at lease 5 min. then brush then keep gum in it may work. depending on the sevarity of your case
Aren! your mouth smells like an asshole
sorry dude its my disease
really whats it called
cronic asshole of the mouthitis
damn.. sux

mouthical 

(adj.) Of or originating from the mouth.
Ted: I was singing to a girl last night, but soon found myself out of mouthical saliva.
Barry: LUL

Mouthstache 

A mustache that contains visible particles of food and/or drops of liquid
"Judging by Bertrand's mustache, he ate potatoes this noon at luncheon." - Arthur

"Oh, my fine fellow; that is known as a mouthstache." - Percival.
Mouthstache by WLZRS September 24, 2011
Jenna had mouthitis when talking to carl
mouthitis by pricelesss___ November 6, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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